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Ani, 19, and my blog revolves around fandoms. I love tea and sweets. I'm sarcastic and a huge nerd & otaku.Enjoy the madness everyone! ALLONS-Y!!


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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

6 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 312,821 notes

daddykinkcapaldi:

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

hail hydra

6 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 65,441 notes

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

7 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 78,388 notes
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

7 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 8,000 notes
7 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 33,063 notes

onceuponawhatnow:

No but really when you start geeking out about something your cuteness level goes up like 10000% like I dont care if its chemistry or pokemon when you get really excited about something and I can see you totally love it its really fuckin attractive ok ok

8 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 79,943 notes
For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t.   (via impxster)
8 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 293,938 notes

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

consultingtimelord-atyourservice:

his eyes though; he was crying

because he had to say goodbye to john.. again

8 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 62,104 notes
8 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 8,014 notes

arminarlert:

the lengths people will go to to prove that characters aren’t queer are fucking unbelievable 

8 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 606 notes

notpartoftheplan:

(ノ◕‿◕)*・゜゚・*☆*・゜゚・* w e t s t i l e s *・゜゚・*☆*・゜゚・* 

9 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 1,073 notes

The first Disneyland admission ticket ever sold.
It was purchased by Roy O. Disney, Walt Disney’s older brother, for $1 in 1955.
how could u not reblog this?

The first Disneyland admission ticket ever sold.

It was purchased by Roy O. Disney, Walt Disney’s older brother, for $1 in 1955.

how could u not reblog this?

9 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 289,405 notes

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
10 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 88,780 notes

branstarhk:

[anxiously hopes u consider me a friend]

12 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 144,765 notes

snowdor:

commander-butts:

commander-butts:

I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

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12 minutes ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 115,774 notes